Ini Bukan Bilik Rakaman

Somehow still not in the mood for much cooking. Also, I'm yet to fully stock up my kitchen.

Here are some amusing signs I spotted while roaming around Malaysia recently. (taken with phone cam)

This was found in a guest house bathroom in Raub, Pahang.
Translation: "This is a bathroom, not a recording room"

Is it supposed to be a sarcastic reminder to not spend too much time posing in the bath? Or perhaps an assurance that there's no hidden cameras around (can do as many naked squats as you want).

Are you short of a sex organ? Call now! (poster plastered all over Raub town).



The fella also has a branch in Cameron Highlands.



Placenta Shock Treatment anyone? Or perhaps some Caviar DNA? (flyer found attached to newspapers in Kota Bharu, Kelantan)

Photo out of focus. Sorry. Here's what it says:
* Colagen Shock Treatment - RM320
* Placenta Shock Treatment - RM 320
* Hydro Marine DNA Treatment - RM360
* Effi-Tea Treatment - RM320
* Phytotherapy Treatment - RM360
* Caviar DNA Treatment - RM330
* Multi Vit-C Treatment - RM265

Do you really need all that treatment? Well, take a photo of your aura and find out. If you have a weak Base Chakra, you could always call Saphin Wachit for a massage ;)
(Spotted in KB Mall, Kota Bharu)



Couldn't stop laughing at this brand name - Gajah Duduk @ Sitting Elephant. Don't play play ah... it's an established brand.



Fag? Yeah, they have balls.



What else they expect people would throw in? Beach balls and toddlers?
(taken in KGCC golf course, Kelantan)